If I was selling myself for a job in ten words or less, I'd probably use words like this:
Innovative and productive researcher
God, no wonder I never get jobs that way. So same same as what everyone else is saying.
If I was selling myself as a person, as a potential friend in ten words or less, I'd probably use these:
Mum with gorgeous son:
I think I write better copy for other people than I do for myself.